Today’s Recommended Male Toy: the Fuck and Fellatio Onahole

Every guy knows it’s nice to have choices. No matter how much I may be a fan of well-crafted romantic comedy, I still like my Gundam series, and although I’m a hardcore Star Wars fan, I like to watch Star Trek too.

Choice are what the Fuck and Fellatio onahole series is all about. The two toys — there’s a normal version plus a new “Bitch Bitch Idol” version that’s sized slightly differently and slightly softer — have two ends, a realistic mouth complete with tongue, plus a vagina end, so you can decided which you feel like using today.

The mouth is really quite amazing, with a nose, lips and teeth, soft by definitely there. She has a separated tongue you can pull on, which moves around during use. The toy even simulates her Adam’s apple, which is called nodo chinko or “throat penis” in case you needed to know that. The other end is a standard onahole, which several zones to it: rough dots near the end, a swirly tube in the middle, several rings at the end, plus a special “finish zone.”

In practice, the mouth part feels pretty much like a mouth, and the other end feels like a vagina. Or to be more specific, it feels like an Asian girl’s vagina, since it’s on the small side, at least compared to the Sujiman series by Magic Eyes, or the Girls und Panzer toy I reviewed a few weeks ago. It’s not too small to use, although the largest users might disagree. The mouth part is larger than the vagina end, so if the bottom is too tight for you you have that as an option.

Happily, the Fuck and Fellatio onahole — which is the top seller on J-List — is really cheap, just $20 for either one. That’s cheaper than the cheapest of dates, and this one will never object if you have a waifu or three.

Made in Japan by Japan Toys, and lotion is included. To clean, just wipe with tissues until dry.

F&F Fellatio & Fuck Special Onahole

F&F Fellatio & Fuck Special Onahole

F&F Fellatio & Fuck Special Onahole

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This is the Bitch Bitch Idol version, which is sized about the same but is softer to the touch.

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“Being an idol, she holds the mic just like a pro!”

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About the author

Peter Payne

I live in Japan and I run J-List, an anime shop famous for shimapan and Tentacle Grape. I love being able to bring Japanese culture to the world.