The Fate/Kaleid Onahole Series We Didn’t Know We Needed

We love anime parody onaholes from Japan, because they add an emotional element to our solo playtime. We stock fun toys based on Satania, Rem the sexy maid, and even your favorite hentai ninja girls, and customers all over the world love them. And now there’s a Fate/kaleid onahole line featuring your favorite magical beast girls!

Magical Beast – Eins! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Magical Beast – Eins!

The toy line is by Tamatoys (naturally) and there are three versions, one for each of the main girls from the show. The girls are in “beast mode” because that’s even cuter than they normally are. The first toy is Illya.

Magical Beast – Eins! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Inside the Magical Beast – Eins! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Here’s the side view. It features large grooves at the front, a protrusion in the middle you can feel as you slide by, even more curves and bumps, followed by amazingly soft, jagged crevices at the back. It’s magical!

Detailed View of Magical Beast – Eins! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Detailed View of Magical Beast – Eins! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

More views of the Illya toy, this time looking at the internal design as well as the front-on view. The toy ranks at 2/5 stars for hardness (meaning quite soft), 3/5 stars for sensitivity, and 4/5 stars for tightness.

Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Now for the second Fate/kaleid onahole in the series, this time based on Chloe — definitely a fan favorite. She’s the dark-skinned magical girl who is the mischievous opposite of Illya.

Magical Beast – Drei!! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Shape of the Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Let’s take a moment to look at the side view of this onahole, which is quite detailed, and has lots of places to hold onto while you use it. Those kooky Japanese sure know their stuff, don’t they?

Inside the Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Inside the Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

The interior for Chloe is totally different from the first toy. This one has a focus on “vacuum power,” which creates a suction inside the toy as you use it. There are many bumps and grooves to experience as you slide inside, plus a large open space at the middle, followed by tight crevices at the back. You’ll have tons of fun with best beast girl!

Detail of the Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Detail of the Magical Beast – Drei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

As with the other Fate/kaleid onahole toys, this one is soft and stretchy, allowing you to use it if you’re on the larger side. The toy is similar to the Illya onahole; made with soft materials, but designed for a tighter onahole experience. Fun!

Magical Beast – Zwei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Magical Beast – Zwei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Picking up the rear is Miyu, the black-haired magical girl who starred in many fun scenes in the anime.

Inside the Magical Beast – Zwei!

Inside the Magical Beast – Zwei!

This Fate/kaleid onahole is a bit more orthodox, with a larger space to fit inside, small and large bumps which you can feel from all sides, plus a large cavern of horizontal grooves to slide in and out of at the back, while you prepared to release all the pain and frustration in your life.

Details of the Magical Beast – Zwei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

Details of the Magical Beast – Zwei! Fate/Kaleid Onahole

More views of this onahole, which offers a high-quality experience to any fan of the anime. The materials are also soft and realistic, and this is the largest of the three Fate/kaleid onahole offerings.

All three toys are made right here in Japan, by Tamatoys, in accordance with strict Japanese manufacturing regulations. They all feature starter lotion, though there are many excellent lubricants you might want to add along with your order. To clean each toy, wipe out several times with tissues until dry.

The super-cute magical girls of Fate/kaleid are waiting for you, Master. What will you do?

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Peter Payne

I live in Japan and I run J-List, an anime shop famous for shimapan and Tentacle Grape. I love being able to bring Japanese culture to the world.