In Case of Emergency, Commit Seppuku Here

Japanese T-Shirt 100% Cotton (pre-shrunk)
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Ancient samurai were famous for committing ritual suicide by disemboweling themelves with their swords, which was called seppuku or harakiri (two ways to read the same kanji characters). Our latest J-List T-shirt features a wacky message in this tradition, with a Japanese warrior pointing to your midsection and the message, "In case of emergency, cut here." A gut-rippingly funny new offering from J-List! Available in size S-2XL. Design (c) J-List co. ltd, all rights reserved.

This is an original J-List T-shirt, hand-silkscreened in J-List's San Diego office by our trained staff of T-shirt printers (not mass-produced in Asia). The shirt is printed with a "flash" layer below the design, to keep it from showing the shirt color, and heated at 330 degrees Farenheit to cure the ink for long life.

(instock)
Standard US T-Shirts
Shirt Size (Men's) Size in Inches (width x length) Size in CM (width x length)
S 18 x 28 45 x 71
M 19.5 x 29 49 x 73
L 22 x 31 56 x 79
XL 24 x 31 61 x 79
2XL 26 x 33 66 x 84

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